Keith Hernandez Can Shove Fundamentals Right Up His Hoop While The Phillies Continue To Pound The Ball Into Oblivion
Congratulations, Keith Hernandez. You just made the list.
I'm not even a big baseball guy but I'll be damned if some jabroni who is most famous from being in an episode of Seinfeld is going to talk about the hottest team in baseball like that. 10 wins in their last 11 games. Who gives a shit about fundamentals when you're getting those results? Who gives a shit about defense when you're getting those results? Here's something fundamental for ya--the best way to win a baseball game is to score more runs than the other team.
You want some fundamentals? Here ya go.
How about some more?
How about some more from over the weekend?
The Phillies have hit the 5th most home runs in baseball this year. And that's without having Bryce Harper in the lineup for the past month and a half. But poor wittle Keith Hernandez doesn't get to breakdown infield shifts or whatever it is that gets this bozo all horned up. Shove the fundamentals straight up your ass, Keith. Or better yet, bend over about 440 feet in left field and Rhys Hoskins will blast those fundamentals up your ass for ya.